Biyernes, Mayo 27, 2011

So close and yet so far for the young guys


After the late 4th quarter surge by the Wade/James -led Miami Heat over the Derrick Rose's Chicago Bulls, the NBA Finals had completed its cast. Now, the Heat will have a re-match with their 2006 NBA Finals nemesis, Dirk Nowitzki's Dallas Mavericks. But before moving through, let us think of the "what if" moments from their previous match ups against the Oklahoma City Thunder and the Chicago Bulls respectively and see how did the youth didn't made well in these match-ups.


Let us start with the Western Conference Finalists. Youth vs Experience. The Mavs were early favorites since their jaw-dropping sweep against the defending champs, the Los Angeles Lakers but critics claimed that their lame defense would not stand out against OKC's one-two punch, namely Kevin Durant and Russell Westbrook. Since the acquisition of Celtic's X-factor, Kendrick Perkins, the Thunders had a legitimate post-up threat and had a superior interior defense tandem with another big man Serge Ibaka as what have been seen in their previous match-up with the monster front court of Memphis, stopping Zach Randolph and Marc Gasol. Clearly, the Thunder had advantages with the guards and the big men, knowing that Jason Kidd was too old for Westbrook, and Dirk was not even playing like a big man. But as the game results clearly showed, it was an impressive win for the Mav, punishing the young guys with a 4-1 victory.

But the "what should have been" an advantage for the Thunder, didn't came out as an advantage at all. It was not all about Kevin Durant. I am talking about Russell Westbrook.  Russell had a huge advantage, skill-wise and athletisism-wise over the Mavericks' point guards namely Jose Juan Barrea and Jason Kidd. Lately, Russell Westbrook has been receiving ass-kicking comments from NBA fans after their demise in the West. The criticism for me is valid. As scintillating as Westbrook’s scoring game can be at times, but his decision-making and his lack of ability to dissect a situation and attack it appropriately is every bit as maddening as his skill is off the charts, in which Jason Kidd was his opposite. He averaged as many turnovers (4.8) during the conference finals as he did assists (4.8). And there are few instances where Westbrook taking more shots than Kevin Durant, the league’s two-time scoring champ, or even superb sixth man James Harden, makes much sense in a playoff series. Clearly, it was all about lack of experience and Kidd was smart enough to take it over from him and with the hot-hands of "The German Clutch", the Mavs had secured their spot in the Finals.

Still regarding the Thunder and Mavs series, but now let's talk about Kevin Durant. Sad to say that the recently crowned FIBA MVP did not have enough clutch prowess in this series. It was like Durant was afraid to pull out the trigger when it is game-winning time. Yes, Durant has impressive numbers, but most of his points were from the early moments of the 4th quarter. Since Durant was scared to take chances, it was Westbrook who took out the crunch time job, but unfortunately, Westbrook's shooting was the same as Dwight Howard's free throw shooting, you know what I'm talking about. Unlikely for the Mavericks, Dirk had his clutch shooting fired up, hitting three pointers from time to time and throwing daggers right straight to the chest of the OKC fans. And also, "The Jet" Jason Terry made his flight in this series, making him the X-Factor for the Mavericks, along with the return of "The Matrix" Shawn Marion who played quality games in the playoffs. But remember, Durant and Westbrook were just 23 and 22 years old and I am sure that this won't be the last time that they would be in such situation. Hopefully they had learned their mistakes. And for the Mavericks, it seems that Dirk and Kidd  learned a lot from their previous Finals cameo, (2002 and 2003 for Kidd and 2006 for Dirk) and piling them up as a motivation for them to surge back to the finals.



Moving on, let's talk about the Eastern Conference. The Miami Heat had shut their critics up when they previously defeated the fan-favorite Boston Celtics in their semi-final match, making them a round closer to the promise land. But they were bound to face a formidable opponent, the Chicago Bulls, which had made it's first Conference Finals appearance since the Michael Jordan era. The Bulls was a different opponent, but not a different dimension for the Heat. The Bulls's system was so similar to the Celtics, knowing that the recently crowned Coach of the Year Tom Thiboddeau was an assistant for Doc Rivers in the 2008 Champs. The types of plays were also similar, with the enormous physical strength coming from the point guards, namely Rajon Rondo for the Celtics and NBA MVP Derrick Rose for the Bulls.

But how was this Different from the Celtics series?

The Bulls had won their regular season match up against the Heat, 3-0, making this an interesting series. And breaking down with the line up, the Bulls had a point-guard edge with Rose while the heat would have a shooting guard advantage with Dwayne Wade. Lebron was also an upperhand for the Heat in the small forward position but Joakim Noah towers over Joel Anthony in the center position. The key match up was all about Carlos Boozer and Chris Bosh

And so game 1 happened. That game was a surprising blow-out at the windy city at 103-82. The Bulls showed suffocating interior defense which prevented the dribble-drive penetration game of Wade and James, leaving Chris Bosh the only offensive option. The bulls also dominated the boards and had more shooting chances against the Heat taking 80+ shots against 60+. The bench also provided the ignition for the Bulls and with that posterizing jams of Taj Gibson one of which is against Wade, truly became the turning point of that game which rocked the whole United Center.

After the game, the criticism flooded among the Big Three, saying that clutch players were absent for the Heat. But games 2,3,4 and 5 was clearly different. It is the Heat's time to exhibit their suffocating defense which avoided the killer cross-over of Derrick Rose from punishing them. It was not about the Bulls' defensive collapse, in fact, their defense was still impressive but it was all about options. The Bulls' scoring option was only Derrick Rose (I am talking about consistency knowing that Luol Deng and Carlos Boozer were inconsistent scorers). Rose was contained with double teams and triple teams whenever he drives to the basket. And  due to his lack of playoff experience, he has no idea on how to remedy those pesky defensive tactics, just like when the BIGGER Lebron was assigned to defend him during the last five minutes of the games. Rose just settled for jumpers whenever Lebron was in front of him instead of using his quickness advantage and driving to the basket and eventually drawing out some foul.
Talking about Derrick Rose's lack of experience, the Bulls would have won games 4 and 5, but thanks to the clutch free-throw misses of Mr. MVP, they gave the game away. So what if Derrick Rose made those clutch free throws? They would have lead this series 3-2.

Regarding the X-Factors, it seems like the Heat was lacking of some bench players, but surprisingly, the injury-ridden veteran Udonis Haslem provided the needed spark for the Heat along with the hot shot Mike Miller when they secured their home victories in the American Airlines Arena. They show experience at their finest.

The key match up that I mentioned a while ago was about Carlos Boozer and Chris Bosh. Boozer recently trash-talked Bosh saying that the Heat was only about the Big Two, but Bosh proved Boozer wrong. Bosh who had been dominant in the series despite the losing 30-point effort in game 1, showed Boozer that he is the boss. With a decent outside touch he scored 34 points in game 3 which secured their home game which gave them a 2-1 lead. It was clear that Chris Bosh's dominance against Boozer was a key with their victory.

The other big man, Joakim Noah on the other hand didn't played out well offensively. Despite some great jobs defensively, Noah clearly didn't took out his advantage over Joel Anthony.

Let us not forget about his Royal-Clutchness, Lebron James, who played big in the dying moments of each game. After being whooped with hard-hitting comments after his lack of activity in that game 1 defeat, Lebron has been a man on a mission and has been proving that his "decision" was right. Scoring an average of 12.5 points in the clutch moments of this playoff series, he had proved himself that he can do clutch basketball like fellow NBA greats, Kobe Bryant and Michael Jordan. And with that "Bully" defense with the smaller Rose, he proved that he's the better player. Along with the leadership of Dwyane Wade, and adding up all of those factors, the Heat advanced to their 2nd franchise finals appearance and hoping to repeat that 2006 win against the Dallas mavericks.

And now the Final Chapter begins to unfold, we can see how experience turned out to be a better factor in their previous games and with these two remaining teams, armed with enough talents and experience, an epic NBA Finals awaits. Heat vs Mavericks, place your bets.


                                                                                                      


Ken Aldren Usman






Linggo, Pebrero 13, 2011

Just quoted it. . .

You make your own dream. That’s the Beatles’ story, isn’t it? That’s Yoko’s story. That’s what I’m saying now. Produce your own dream. If you want to save Peru, go save Peru. It’s quite possible to do anything, but not to put it on the leaders and the parking meters. Don’t expect Jimmy Carter or Ronald Reagan or John Lennon or Yoko Ono or Bob Dylan or Jesus Christ to come and do it for you. You have to do it yourself.
-John Lennon

Sabado, Pebrero 12, 2011

Choose ur Drumsticks eyyy?


First off, what type of band will you be playing in primarily? This will help you select the correct size. If it's a heavy metal band or a marching band, you'll need thicker drumsticks to withstand the heavy abuse they will take. Drumsticks come in all different sizes. Larger drumsticks sizes are normally a 5B or 2B size (2B is larger) and will usually last much longer than thinner sticks. If you play in a jazz band or light volumed pop band, you will want to go with a smaller stick size. Either a 7A (very thin) or a 5A (standard) will suffice. Of course, if you play many styles, you may find that a 5B is the most suited for you because a 5B drumstick is versatile. Of course there are also custom drumstick sizes that vary due to the artist's individual custom specifications

UP PROF'S QUOTABLE QUOTES

1. “The aim of policy making is to invoke action! Because action speaks louder than words! You do not just say I love you. You say: If you love me, enter me! ” -Dr. Alfonso Pacquing


2. “Class, next week na lang ung result sa exam nyo. I am having a hard time checking it. I will seek first the divine guidance on what to do about it. Class don’t worry about your grade. Let me worry about it.” Sir de jesus,envi sci 1


3. (valentines day)
“Ano ba yan? Students ba kayo ng UP? Bakit ang bababa ng scores niyo?Siguro wala kayong date ngayong valentines kaya ganito kayo. Losers!!! When i was your age i had a date. Hindi ba naapektuhan ng UP FAIR euphoria ng grades niyo? Parang di kayo masaya…” (sabay matching tapon ng quizzes sa sahig) “I won’t record this. Go find a date.” (sabay walk out.) -Sir Doliente,BA.


4. Ma’am: Many people believe that we, psychology graduates can read minds…
(silence) Actually, we can.
Class: Weh.. Sample..
Ma’am: Right now, you think that I’m bluffin
-Ma’am Chei Billedo, Psych


5. “I don’t give surprise long exams. all exams are announced. Halimbawa, Class, mageexam tayo, NGAYON NA!” -Ma’am Chei


6. “The human body is 70% water. Kaya wala kayong kasaysayan lahat. Pag may kaaway ka, sabihin mo sa kanya, TUBIG KA LANG!!! -Dr. Recio


7. “Oo, nagpapaulan ako ng uno… baket? aanhin ko ba yun? di naman ako yayaman dun.” -Sir Atoy Navarro, histo I


8. (commenting on a thesis of a senior student) ‘Yang thesis mo? .. Mamamatay ka!! Mamamatay ka!!’ – Dr. llanes, UPM.


9. “Nasa bandang gilid ang fallopian tube. Kaya kung gusto niyong magka-anak ng asawa niyo, dapat nakatagilid kayo habang gumagawa.” -Ma’am Meggie, Zoo 10


10. “Last sem was the first time that I gave a grade of 5, and it felt good!!!”
-Prof Goldie, Comm II, circa 1998, first day of class


nung freshie ako:
atheist ako, pero pag nasa bahay, nagro rosary kami ng Nanay ko, eh kung magalit sa kin yun.
–Socio 11 Prof


11. “you do not fall in love; you rise in love. That’s how you love rationally.” –Dr. FG david


12. “Try to die! Try to die!” – sir Billones, on a student who is palpitating while taking the exam. He
claims that after incident refreshed na lagi yung estudyante. If I know, pag naaalala ng estudyanteng yun yung moment na yun, kaya siya laging refreshed, kasi natatawa siya pa naaalala niya iyon.


13. “Anong molars? You don’t say molars becaus it is an adjective! Do you say beautifuls?” – ma’am
ilao, to a student who said “n molars”


14. “Kahit magpakamatay ka pa di mo masasagot yang problem set na yan dahil pang-157 (phy chem II) yan!” - ibid


15. “Do not memorize! Analyze!” – doc nic, advising us, her students never to memorize reaction
mechanisms


16. “Kaya nga ideal eh, hindi siya nangyayari sa totoong buhay. Pero an approximation is good enough” -sir engle, on ideal and real systems


17. “Don’t take the BAR and yourselves too seriously. baka mabalitaan nalang namin na nag-o-oral
summation kayo sa Luneta. O lumulutang-lutang sa PasigRiver. Enjoy yourselves, relax, and read at least 15 hours a day.Nakakabobo ang sobrang tulog. MAg relax ka habang nagbabasa. Magrelax
habang nagmi-memorize. “


18. “Pag nananaba ka sa oras ng exams, ibig sabihin di ka papasa.”


19. “Oh the BAR isn’t scary. It’s terrifying. It might even kill you.”and the unforgettable: “Wow. Rape-able.” and “Stand up Miss ___ so that I might see the contours of your body.”


20. Ito naman from our Prof. Ancient: “Mga engineers? Nako. Bihira pumapasa sa BAR.”

“UP ka nag-undergrad? Bright ka ba?”

“Sa mga taga-UP lang ako bilib eh. Pagpasok nila sa lawschool, hindi sila disoriented. Bilib ako sa study
habits na meron yang mga batang yan. Some of them look like they eat kamote thrice a day, pero ang utak, di ututin!” (ewan ko kung matutuwa ako dito o hindi)


21. sabi ng aming dean who is 80 yrs old, “class your laughing now, but i will predecease you all”


22. prof: O, meron na bang nakapunta sa inyong XXX
class: (tahimik)
prof: (medyo nadisappoint) Ano?! Puro na lang ba kayo aral?
Aral na lang kayo ng aral, ha? Wala na kayong napupuntahan kakaaral niyo!

same prof: Nakita niyo na ba ang Hooverdam?
class: (tahimik uli)
prof: Hehehehe, ang yabang ko talaga!


Second day of classes
Same Prof: (kinuha ang box ng colored chalks) Ano ba naman ito… (tapos iniitsa sa lamesa yung mga dark colored chalks)
class: (tahimik na nagmamasid)
Prof: Class, sulatan niyo ang manufacturer ng chalk na ito, at sabihing tanggalin na ang mga walang kwentang kulay na ito… brown, green, violet. hindi makikita ito sa board. Convince them
class: (tahimik at gulat)
Prof: and .25 incentive sa final grade niyo!


23. terror prof after an exam (last day na din ng class..): ok class.. see you next sem!


“Ateneo is not a university, it’s a diploma mill. Bakit ba nakangiti pa mga estudyante dyan kapag lalabas sila ng gate nila, hindi ba nila nalalaman ang nami-miss nila sa edukasyon?”


“The more wisdom you obtain, the more you shut your mouth. This is because the more that you learn, the more you realize that there are even more things that you do not know. The true mark of an idiot is a loudmouth, the true mark of a wise man is humility” –Paraphrased galing kay PI100. best prof sa CAL.


24. “IE? Di naman engineering yun e” –Thesis adviser


25. Classmate: Ma’am, pwede po bang next week na kami mag report?
Ma’am: Alam mo, God is good. And I am God. So yes, pwede next week.


26. galing kay sir U eliserio during creative writing class… “try everything once except incest”

and one day pumasok ng room, galit na galit. hinagis ang bag sa table, nagwawala sa harap ng room dahil hindi daw nasagot ng previous class niya ang question niya. kaya dapat daw masagot namin, ang makasagot may plus points. kapag walang makasagot, lagot kami. ang tanong…. “class, sinong lalaking artista dun sa TV show na wonder years”?


27. “Mamatay na mangopya…” saka “Ang hindi maka-100, bobo!”.


28. “im gay. so gay i could show you my penis because it is but an accessory to my body”
-jean navera, spcm1


29. FIRST DAY OF CLASSES: “Kung may boyfriend o girlfriend kayo na hindi taga-UP, hiwalayan niyo na agad. Walang pupuntahan yan. Hindi kayo magkaka-intindihan. Tapos yung mga anak niyo, magiging
bobo. Gusto niyo ba yun?” (si Avecilla malamang ito!)


30. ANOTHER PROF: “Hoy girls, wag kayong kukuha ng boyfriend dito sa UP. Pare-parehas tayong mahirap dito. Kumuha kayo ng mayaman. 80% of the child’s intelligence comes from the Mother naman eh. Kayo guys, wag kayo kukuha ng bobong babae. Kahit matalino kayo, magiging bobo anak niyo.”


31. “Class, Chinatown is not in China. And Ateneo de Manila University is not… a university.”


32. STUDENT: Sir, pwede po magpa-sit in yung friends ko?
PROF: From what school are they?
STUDENT: St. Scho po.
PROF: “Go ahead. So they’ll realize what they’re missing. St. Scho, St. Scho… eskwelahan na ba
yun sa inyo?!”


33. sa PHILO:
“I THINK THEREFORE I AM FROM UP!”


34. “Class, kaya mahal ang bayad sa mga professors sa ibang school kasi ang bobobo ng mga estudyante dun. Dyuskoh, I used to teach there… at lumuluha talaga ako ng dugo bago maintindihan ng mga students yung sinasabi ko. Ang mahal nga ng bayad, magkakasakit ka naman sa panga kakaulit ng lessons! Wag na lang! Dito na ko sa UP, at least nagkakaintindihan tayo. Diba?”


35. Dahil kami ang mga huling estudyante ni Dr.David at mahal na mahal namin siya, nag-compile kami dati ng mga quotable quotes mula sa kanya. Ito ang ilan:

“Meanings we find are the meanings we make.”

“WHAT YOU LEARN IN UP IS TO GO ON AND NEVER GIVE UP. THAT IF THERE BE ONE PERSON LEFT STANDING, LET IT BE ME. LET ATENEO FALL FIRST BEFORE UP…”

“The measure of a man is how many doors he has opened to other people, especially to those he doesn’t know.”

“To be born is to die. In between they grow and multiply like flies. 6.2 billion people in the world.
Kadiri, ano?”

“Why not life? Why call it soul? Call a spade a spade.”

“Earth is the only heaven we can know.”

“religion is a successful economic institution”

“Do not live long enough to be worthless.”

“Domestication of the human male is one of the greatest achievement of the human race.”

“I do not know many. I only know enough to teach my classes.”


36. “We do not accept anyone here in class except for those who are members of a certain minority group. For example, gays are part of a minority group, bakla ka ba? If you admit to this class that you are gay, then I’ll admit you”
-Prof “hail to the chair”, to a guy student na nagpre-prerog


37. “kapatid ng sinungaling ang magnanakaw. “ergo, gma’s marriage to mike arroyo is null and void ab initio.”
- consti law class, 1st sem, AY 2005-06


38. “running for summa ka? mapapagod ka lang.”


39. “Bilib ka kay Alan Peter Cayetano? E ambaba ng grades n’un e!”


40. “Si Miriam, crush ko ‘yun dati. Muntikan na maging kami, kaso nasiraan ng ulo, kaya ‘yun, iba ang
asawa ko.”


41. “Class, gusto ko kayong i-train na mag-English,so when you’re here in class, magsalita kayo ng English! Ako lang ang exempted dahil matanda na ako at ako ang teacher!”


42. Ma’am Vitriolo (2nd to the last meeting) "Okay class, next week, we start the lecture proper."


43. more of Ma’am Ilao “Hindi mahirap makakuha ng UNO sa class ko. Yung gumradweeeyt last year na Magna Cum Laude ng Biochem, uno siya sakin sa Chem 18″


44. Sabi ng Prof ko dahil may kaklase akong recite ng recite w/o raising her hand “I think this is the first time i have a student w/ tourette in my class…”
Recite parin ng recite yung student “Wow the ejaculatory comments just don’t stop!”


45. from my socsci1 prof last sem: “Birds of the same feather FLOCK together…don’ t forget the L”.


46. “I’ll strangle you, strangle you really hard, smack right in your jugular (pause ng mga 5 seconds),
you do know where your jugular is?”


47. “Be ready with your speech because I am going to lambaste you!”
-namutla nalang yung classmate kong freshie after hearing sir navera sa spcm 1 namin


48. ‘bakit parang napakaligaya ng klase niyo? maging sad naman kayo, 5 mins.’ – prof ko sa math 100.


49. “well of course when you sell your soul you have to make an elaborate justification to make yourself feel good.” -Sir Walden Bello, Socio 127,


50. “ano bang natapos mo? italian 8?” “punyetissima! ” (sosyal pati mura italian!)

“look at me i’m 433 years old pero ang lakas lakas ko pa. eh kung walang gulay eh di kakain na lang ako
ng damo. kung wala eh di tubig, kung wala mag-ipon na lang ako ng laway.”
-Sir Tiamson, Italian 11, this sem


51. When you graduate, then you begin to live.
-Dr. Carmen Jimenez, Psych 118


52. from Prof Soresca in my spanish 1 class
Prof:”Mr. Gatbunton, why are you late?!”
Student:”Sorry Mam, galing pa ako Las Pinas.”
Prof: “Ladies, don’t marry somebody from Las Pinas because they have bamboo organs!!”


53. “there are only two countries who still use Fahrenheit.. the United States of America and Liberia… a pathetic country in africa”
–Sir Argete


54. Marx is more Christian than Christ and Christ is more Marxist than Marx. – Sir Lanuza.


55. May kaklase ako, may jowang taga Ateneo “Ateneo? How could you love someone from the
Ateneo?”


56. sa geol11, ayaw mag-recite ng mga classmates ko.. sabi ni ma’am cathy “wag na mahiya, you have nothing to lose but your face..”


57. si sir agapito..habang 2nd exam at malakas ang ulan..
“ang lakas ng ulan, ayos yan at least hindi halata pag umiiyak..”


58. Class: Sir, sa exams po ba nagbibigay kayo ng partial points?
Prof: Hmm, if I see partial wisdom.


59. “It’s okay to smoke inside my class. As long as you don’t breathe it out.” -Dr. Obsioma, Biodiversity


60. “Oh, this is good. It’s poetic because it’s perfectly stupid.” – Ricardo de Ungria last week on my classmate’s work.


61. Prof: Did I remind the class last meeting that we’re going to have an exam today?
Class: (dead air)
Prof: Ok, it seems I forgot to remind the class that we’re going to have an exam today. I’m giving you
five minutes then to buy a bluebook. We’re going to have an exam today.


62. sir tiamson (span 11)
“ayan, di ka makasagot. yung bakal sa ngipin mo naapektuhan na yung pagsasalita mo”

63. student: sir pwede po bang magprerog ako sayo next sem ng math 53?... Read More
prof: papasa ka ba sa math 17?

64. Math 17 is like LOVE, it is SWEETER THE SECOND TIME AROUND!

65. Galing kay Sir Saguin (Geog1):
"Class, what's the difference between sex and gender? Gender is a noun & sex is a verb."