Just quoted it. . .

“You make your own dream. That’s the Beatles’ story, isn’t it? That’s Yoko’s story. That’s what I’m saying now. Produce your own dream. If you want to save Peru, go save Peru. It’s quite possible to do anything, but not to put it on the leaders and the parking meters. Don’t expect Jimmy Carter or Ronald Reagan or John Lennon or Yoko Ono or Bob Dylan or Jesus Christ to come and do it for you. You have to do it yourself.”

-John Lennon

Choose ur Drumsticks eyyy?

First off, what type of band will you be playing in primarily? This will help you select the correct size. If it's a heavy metal band or a marching band, you'll need thicker drumsticks to withstand the heavy abuse they will take. Drumsticks come in all different sizes. Larger drumsticks sizes are normally a 5B or 2B size (2B is larger) and will usually last much longer than thinner sticks. If you play in a jazz band or light volumed pop band, you will want to go with a smaller stick size. Either a 7A (very thin) or a 5A (standard) will suffice. Of course, if you play many styles, you may find that a 5B is the most suited for you because a 5B drumstick is versatile. Of course there are also custom drumstick sizes that vary due to the artist's individual custom specifications

UP PROF'S QUOTABLE QUOTES

1. “The aim of policy making is to invoke action! Because action speaks louder than words! You do not just say I love you. You say: If you love me, enter me! ” -Dr. Alfonso Pacquing


2. “Class, next week na lang ung result sa exam nyo. I am having a hard time checking it. I will seek first the divine guidance on what to do about it. Class don’t worry about your grade. Let me worry about it.” Sir de jesus,envi sci 1


3. (valentines day)
“Ano ba yan? Students ba kayo ng UP? Bakit ang bababa ng scores niyo?Siguro wala kayong date ngayong valentines kaya ganito kayo. Losers!!! When i was your age i had a date. Hindi ba naapektuhan ng UP FAIR euphoria ng grades niyo? Parang di kayo masaya…” (sabay matching tapon ng quizzes sa sahig) “I won’t record this. Go find a date.” (sabay walk out.) -Sir Doliente,BA.


4. Ma’am: Many people believe that we, psychology graduates can read minds…
(silence) Actually, we can.
Class: Weh.. Sample..
Ma’am: Right now, you think that I’m bluffin
-Ma’am Chei Billedo, Psych


5. “I don’t give surprise long exams. all exams are announced. Halimbawa, Class, mageexam tayo, NGAYON NA!” -Ma’am Chei


6. “The human body is 70% water. Kaya wala kayong kasaysayan lahat. Pag may kaaway ka, sabihin mo sa kanya, TUBIG KA LANG!!! -Dr. Recio


7. “Oo, nagpapaulan ako ng uno… baket? aanhin ko ba yun? di naman ako yayaman dun.” -Sir Atoy Navarro, histo I


8. (commenting on a thesis of a senior student) ‘Yang thesis mo? .. Mamamatay ka!! Mamamatay ka!!’ – Dr. llanes, UPM.


9. “Nasa bandang gilid ang fallopian tube. Kaya kung gusto niyong magka-anak ng asawa niyo, dapat nakatagilid kayo habang gumagawa.” -Ma’am Meggie, Zoo 10


10. “Last sem was the first time that I gave a grade of 5, and it felt good!!!”
-Prof Goldie, Comm II, circa 1998, first day of class


nung freshie ako:
atheist ako, pero pag nasa bahay, nagro rosary kami ng Nanay ko, eh kung magalit sa kin yun.
–Socio 11 Prof


11. “you do not fall in love; you rise in love. That’s how you love rationally.” –Dr. FG david


12. “Try to die! Try to die!” – sir Billones, on a student who is palpitating while taking the exam. He
claims that after incident refreshed na lagi yung estudyante. If I know, pag naaalala ng estudyanteng yun yung moment na yun, kaya siya laging refreshed, kasi natatawa siya pa naaalala niya iyon.


13. “Anong molars? You don’t say molars becaus it is an adjective! Do you say beautifuls?” – ma’am
ilao, to a student who said “n molars”


14. “Kahit magpakamatay ka pa di mo masasagot yang problem set na yan dahil pang-157 (phy chem II) yan!” - ibid


15. “Do not memorize! Analyze!” – doc nic, advising us, her students never to memorize reaction
mechanisms


16. “Kaya nga ideal eh, hindi siya nangyayari sa totoong buhay. Pero an approximation is good enough” -sir engle, on ideal and real systems


17. “Don’t take the BAR and yourselves too seriously. baka mabalitaan nalang namin na nag-o-oral
summation kayo sa Luneta. O lumulutang-lutang sa PasigRiver. Enjoy yourselves, relax, and read at least 15 hours a day.Nakakabobo ang sobrang tulog. MAg relax ka habang nagbabasa. Magrelax
habang nagmi-memorize. “


18. “Pag nananaba ka sa oras ng exams, ibig sabihin di ka papasa.”


19. “Oh the BAR isn’t scary. It’s terrifying. It might even kill you.”and the unforgettable: “Wow. Rape-able.” and “Stand up Miss ___ so that I might see the contours of your body.”


20. Ito naman from our Prof. Ancient: “Mga engineers? Nako. Bihira pumapasa sa BAR.”

“UP ka nag-undergrad? Bright ka ba?”

“Sa mga taga-UP lang ako bilib eh. Pagpasok nila sa lawschool, hindi sila disoriented. Bilib ako sa study
habits na meron yang mga batang yan. Some of them look like they eat kamote thrice a day, pero ang utak, di ututin!” (ewan ko kung matutuwa ako dito o hindi)


21. sabi ng aming dean who is 80 yrs old, “class your laughing now, but i will predecease you all”


22. prof: O, meron na bang nakapunta sa inyong XXX
class: (tahimik)
prof: (medyo nadisappoint) Ano?! Puro na lang ba kayo aral?
Aral na lang kayo ng aral, ha? Wala na kayong napupuntahan kakaaral niyo!

same prof: Nakita niyo na ba ang Hooverdam?
class: (tahimik uli)
prof: Hehehehe, ang yabang ko talaga!


Second day of classes
Same Prof: (kinuha ang box ng colored chalks) Ano ba naman ito… (tapos iniitsa sa lamesa yung mga dark colored chalks)
class: (tahimik na nagmamasid)
Prof: Class, sulatan niyo ang manufacturer ng chalk na ito, at sabihing tanggalin na ang mga walang kwentang kulay na ito… brown, green, violet. hindi makikita ito sa board. Convince them
class: (tahimik at gulat)
Prof: and .25 incentive sa final grade niyo!


23. terror prof after an exam (last day na din ng class..): ok class.. see you next sem!


“Ateneo is not a university, it’s a diploma mill. Bakit ba nakangiti pa mga estudyante dyan kapag lalabas sila ng gate nila, hindi ba nila nalalaman ang nami-miss nila sa edukasyon?”


“The more wisdom you obtain, the more you shut your mouth. This is because the more that you learn, the more you realize that there are even more things that you do not know. The true mark of an idiot is a loudmouth, the true mark of a wise man is humility” –Paraphrased galing kay PI100. best prof sa CAL.


24. “IE? Di naman engineering yun e” –Thesis adviser


25. Classmate: Ma’am, pwede po bang next week na kami mag report?
Ma’am: Alam mo, God is good. And I am God. So yes, pwede next week.


26. galing kay sir U eliserio during creative writing class… “try everything once except incest”

and one day pumasok ng room, galit na galit. hinagis ang bag sa table, nagwawala sa harap ng room dahil hindi daw nasagot ng previous class niya ang question niya. kaya dapat daw masagot namin, ang makasagot may plus points. kapag walang makasagot, lagot kami. ang tanong…. “class, sinong lalaking artista dun sa TV show na wonder years”?


27. “Mamatay na mangopya…” saka “Ang hindi maka-100, bobo!”.


28. “im gay. so gay i could show you my penis because it is but an accessory to my body”
-jean navera, spcm1


29. FIRST DAY OF CLASSES: “Kung may boyfriend o girlfriend kayo na hindi taga-UP, hiwalayan niyo na agad. Walang pupuntahan yan. Hindi kayo magkaka-intindihan. Tapos yung mga anak niyo, magiging
bobo. Gusto niyo ba yun?” (si Avecilla malamang ito!)


30. ANOTHER PROF: “Hoy girls, wag kayong kukuha ng boyfriend dito sa UP. Pare-parehas tayong mahirap dito. Kumuha kayo ng mayaman. 80% of the child’s intelligence comes from the Mother naman eh. Kayo guys, wag kayo kukuha ng bobong babae. Kahit matalino kayo, magiging bobo anak niyo.”


31. “Class, Chinatown is not in China. And Ateneo de Manila University is not… a university.”


32. STUDENT: Sir, pwede po magpa-sit in yung friends ko?
PROF: From what school are they?
STUDENT: St. Scho po.
PROF: “Go ahead. So they’ll realize what they’re missing. St. Scho, St. Scho… eskwelahan na ba
yun sa inyo?!”


33. sa PHILO:
“I THINK THEREFORE I AM FROM UP!”


34. “Class, kaya mahal ang bayad sa mga professors sa ibang school kasi ang bobobo ng mga estudyante dun. Dyuskoh, I used to teach there… at lumuluha talaga ako ng dugo bago maintindihan ng mga students yung sinasabi ko. Ang mahal nga ng bayad, magkakasakit ka naman sa panga kakaulit ng lessons! Wag na lang! Dito na ko sa UP, at least nagkakaintindihan tayo. Diba?”


35. Dahil kami ang mga huling estudyante ni Dr.David at mahal na mahal namin siya, nag-compile kami dati ng mga quotable quotes mula sa kanya. Ito ang ilan:

“Meanings we find are the meanings we make.”

“WHAT YOU LEARN IN UP IS TO GO ON AND NEVER GIVE UP. THAT IF THERE BE ONE PERSON LEFT STANDING, LET IT BE ME. LET ATENEO FALL FIRST BEFORE UP…”

“The measure of a man is how many doors he has opened to other people, especially to those he doesn’t know.”

“To be born is to die. In between they grow and multiply like flies. 6.2 billion people in the world.
Kadiri, ano?”

“Why not life? Why call it soul? Call a spade a spade.”

“Earth is the only heaven we can know.”

“religion is a successful economic institution”

“Do not live long enough to be worthless.”

“Domestication of the human male is one of the greatest achievement of the human race.”

“I do not know many. I only know enough to teach my classes.”


36. “We do not accept anyone here in class except for those who are members of a certain minority group. For example, gays are part of a minority group, bakla ka ba? If you admit to this class that you are gay, then I’ll admit you”
-Prof “hail to the chair”, to a guy student na nagpre-prerog


37. “kapatid ng sinungaling ang magnanakaw. “ergo, gma’s marriage to mike arroyo is null and void ab initio.”
- consti law class, 1st sem, AY 2005-06


38. “running for summa ka? mapapagod ka lang.”


39. “Bilib ka kay Alan Peter Cayetano? E ambaba ng grades n’un e!”


40. “Si Miriam, crush ko ‘yun dati. Muntikan na maging kami, kaso nasiraan ng ulo, kaya ‘yun, iba ang
asawa ko.”


41. “Class, gusto ko kayong i-train na mag-English,so when you’re here in class, magsalita kayo ng English! Ako lang ang exempted dahil matanda na ako at ako ang teacher!”


42. Ma’am Vitriolo (2nd to the last meeting) "Okay class, next week, we start the lecture proper."


43. more of Ma’am Ilao “Hindi mahirap makakuha ng UNO sa class ko. Yung gumradweeeyt last year na Magna Cum Laude ng Biochem, uno siya sakin sa Chem 18″


44. Sabi ng Prof ko dahil may kaklase akong recite ng recite w/o raising her hand “I think this is the first time i have a student w/ tourette in my class…”
Recite parin ng recite yung student “Wow the ejaculatory comments just don’t stop!”


45. from my socsci1 prof last sem: “Birds of the same feather FLOCK together…don’ t forget the L”.


46. “I’ll strangle you, strangle you really hard, smack right in your jugular (pause ng mga 5 seconds),
you do know where your jugular is?”


47. “Be ready with your speech because I am going to lambaste you!”
-namutla nalang yung classmate kong freshie after hearing sir navera sa spcm 1 namin


48. ‘bakit parang napakaligaya ng klase niyo? maging sad naman kayo, 5 mins.’ – prof ko sa math 100.


49. “well of course when you sell your soul you have to make an elaborate justification to make yourself feel good.” -Sir Walden Bello, Socio 127,


50. “ano bang natapos mo? italian 8?” “punyetissima! ” (sosyal pati mura italian!)

“look at me i’m 433 years old pero ang lakas lakas ko pa. eh kung walang gulay eh di kakain na lang ako
ng damo. kung wala eh di tubig, kung wala mag-ipon na lang ako ng laway.”
-Sir Tiamson, Italian 11, this sem


51. When you graduate, then you begin to live.
-Dr. Carmen Jimenez, Psych 118


52. from Prof Soresca in my spanish 1 class
Prof:”Mr. Gatbunton, why are you late?!”
Student:”Sorry Mam, galing pa ako Las Pinas.”
Prof: “Ladies, don’t marry somebody from Las Pinas because they have bamboo organs!!”


53. “there are only two countries who still use Fahrenheit.. the United States of America and Liberia… a pathetic country in africa”
–Sir Argete


54. Marx is more Christian than Christ and Christ is more Marxist than Marx. – Sir Lanuza.


55. May kaklase ako, may jowang taga Ateneo “Ateneo? How could you love someone from the
Ateneo?”


56. sa geol11, ayaw mag-recite ng mga classmates ko.. sabi ni ma’am cathy “wag na mahiya, you have nothing to lose but your face..”


57. si sir agapito..habang 2nd exam at malakas ang ulan..
“ang lakas ng ulan, ayos yan at least hindi halata pag umiiyak..”


58. Class: Sir, sa exams po ba nagbibigay kayo ng partial points?
Prof: Hmm, if I see partial wisdom.


59. “It’s okay to smoke inside my class. As long as you don’t breathe it out.” -Dr. Obsioma, Biodiversity


60. “Oh, this is good. It’s poetic because it’s perfectly stupid.” – Ricardo de Ungria last week on my classmate’s work.


61. Prof: Did I remind the class last meeting that we’re going to have an exam today?
Class: (dead air)
Prof: Ok, it seems I forgot to remind the class that we’re going to have an exam today. I’m giving you
five minutes then to buy a bluebook. We’re going to have an exam today.


62. sir tiamson (span 11)
“ayan, di ka makasagot. yung bakal sa ngipin mo naapektuhan na yung pagsasalita mo”

63. student: sir pwede po bang magprerog ako sayo next sem ng math 53?... Read More
prof: papasa ka ba sa math 17?

64. Math 17 is like LOVE, it is SWEETER THE SECOND TIME AROUND!

65. Galing kay Sir Saguin (Geog1):
"Class, what's the difference between sex and gender? Gender is a noun & sex is a verb."

Basketball Hall of Fame

1959

James Naismith

Harold G. Olsen

John J. Schomer

Amos Alonzo Stagg

Oswald Tower

Forrest C. "Phog" Allen

Henry Clifford Carlson

Luther H. Gulick

Edward J. "Ed" Hickox

Charles D. "Chuck" Hyatt

George Mikan

James Walter Kennedy

Angelo "Hank" Luisetti

Walter E. Meanwell

Ralph Morgan

Original Celtics

First Team

1960

Ernest A. Blood

Victor Hanson

George T. Hepbron

Frank W. Keaney

Ward L. Lambert

Edward C. "Ed" Macauley

Emmett B. "Branch" McCracken

Charles C .Murphy

Henry V. Porter

John R. Wooden (player)

1961

Buffalo Germans

Bernhard "Bennie" Borgmann

Forrest S. DeBernardi

George H. Hoyt

George E. Keogan

Robert A. "Bob" Kurland

John J. O'Brien

Andy Phillip

Ernest C. Quigley

David H. Walsh

John S. Roosma

Leonard D. Sachs

Arthur A. Schabinger

Christian "Chris" Steinmetz

David "Dave" Tobey

Arthur L. Trester

Edward A. "Ed" Wachter

1962

Jack D. McCracken

Frank Morgenweck

Harlan O. "Pat" Page

Barney Sedran

Lynn W. St. John

John Thompson

1963

New York Renaissance

Robert F .Gruenig

William A. Reid

1964

John W. Bunn

Harold E. "Bud" Foster

Nat Holman

Edward S. "Ned" Irish

R. William Jones

Kenneth D. "Ken" Loeffler

John D. Russell

1965

Walter A. Brown

Paul D. "Tony" Hinkle

Howard A. Hobson

William G. "Bill" Mokray

1966

Everett S. Dean

Joseph B. "Joe" Lapchick

1968

Clair F. Bee

Howard G. Cann

Amory T. Gill

Alvin F. Julian

1969

Arnold J. "Red" Auerbach

Henry G. Dehnert

Henry P. "Hank" Iba

Adolph F. Rupp

Charles H. "Chuck" Taylor

1970

Bernard L. "Ben" Carnevale

Robert E. Davies

1971

Robert J. "Bob" Cousy

Robert L. "Bob" Pettit

Abraham M. "Abe" Saperstein

1972

Edgar A. "Ed" Diddle

Robert L. "Bob" Douglas

Paul Endacott

Max "Marty" Friedman

Edward "Ed" Gottlieb

W.R. Clifford "Cliff" Wells

1973

John Beckman

Bruce Drake

Arthur C. "Dutch" Lonborg

Elmer H. Ripley

Adolph "Dolph" Schayes

John R. Wooden (coach)

1974

Harry A. Fisher

Maurice Podoloff

Ernest J. Schmidt

1975

Bill Sharman (player)

Joseph R. "Joe" Brennann

Emil S. Liston

William F. "Bill" Russell

Robert P. Vandivier

1976

Thomas J. "Tom" Gola

Edward W. "Ed" Krause

Harry Litwack

1977

Elgin Baylor

Charles T. Cooper

Lauren "Laddie" Gale

William C. Johnson

Alfred J. "Al" McGuire

1978

Paul J. Arizin

Joseph F. "Joe" Fulks

Clifford O. "Cliff" Hagan

John P. Nucatola

James C. "Jim" Pollard

1979

Justin M. "Sam" Barry

Wilton N. "Wilt" Chamberlain

James E. "Jim" Enright

Edgar S. "Ed" Hickey

John B. McLendon

Raymond J ."Ray" Meyer

Peter F. "Pete" Newell

1980

Lester "Les" Harrison

Jerry R. Lucas

Oscar P. Robertson

Everett F .Shelton

J. Dallas Shirley

Jerry A. West

1981

Thomas B. "Tom" Barlow

Ferenc Hepp

James Walter Kennedy

Arad A. McCutchan

1982

Everett N. Case

Alva O. Duer

Clarence E. Gaines

Slater N. Martin

Frank V. Ramsey

Willis Reed

Harold E. "Hal" Greer

1983

William W. "Bill" Bradley

David A. "Dave" DeBusschere

Lloyd R. Leith

Dean E. Smith

John K. "Jack" Twyman

Louis G. Wilke

1984

Clifford B. "Cliff" Fagan

James H. "Jack" Gardner

John J. Havlicek

Samuel "Sam" Jones

Edward S. "Ed" Steitz

1985

Senda Berenson Abbott

W. Harold Anderson

Alfred N. "Al" Cervi

Marv K. Harshman

Bertha F. Teague

Nate Thurmond

L. Margaret Wade

1986

William J. "Billy" Cunningham

Thomas W. "Tommy" Heinsohn

William "Red" Holzman

Zigmund J. "Red" Mihalik

Fred R. Taylor

Stanley H. "Stan "Watts

1987

Richard F. "Rick" Barry

Walter "Walt" Frazier

Robert J. "Bob" Houbregs

Peter P. "Pete" Maravich

Robert F. "Bobby" Wanzer

1988

Clyde E. Lovellette

Robert "Bobby" McDermott

Ralph H. Miller

Westley S. "Wes" Unseld

1989

William P. Gates

K. C. Jones

Leonard R. "Lenny" Wilkens (player)

1990

David "Dave" Bing

Elvin E. Hayes

Neil Johnston

Vernon "Earl" Monroe

1991

Nathaniel "Nate" Archibald

David W. "Dave" Cowens

Lawrence "Larry" Fleisher

Harry J. Gallatin

Robert M. "Bob" Knight

Lawrence F. "Larry" O'Brien

Borislav "Boris" Stankovic

1992

Sergei A. Belov

Louis P. "Lou" Carnesecca

Lusia Harris-Stewart

Cornelius L. "Connie" Hawkins

Robert J. "Bob" Lanier

Alfred J. "Al" McGuire

John T. "Jack" Ramsay

Nera D. White

Phillip D. "Phil" Woolpert

1993

Walter "Walt" Bellamy

Julius W. Erving

Daniel P. "Dan" Issel

Ann E. Meyers

Richard J. "Dick" McGuire

Calvin J. Murphy

UljanaS emjonova

1994

Carol A. Blazejowski

Denzil E. "Denny" Crum

Charles J. "Chuck" Daly

Harry E. "Buddy" Jeannette

Cesare Rubini

1995

Anne T. Donovan

Aleksandr J. Gomelsky

Kareem Abdul-Jabbar

John A. Kundla

Arild Verner Agerskov (Vern) Mikkelsen

Cheryl Miller

Earl Strom

1996

Kresimir Cosic

George Gervin

Gail C. Goodrich

Nancy I. Lieberman

David O. Thompson

George H. Yardley

1997

Peter J. "Pete" Carril

Joan Crawford

Denise M. Curry

Antonio Diaz-Miguel

Alexander "Alex" English

Donald L. "Don" Haskins

Bailey E. Howell

1998

Larry J. Bird

Jody Conradt

Alexander M. "Alex" Hannum

Marques O. Haynes

Aleksandar "Aza" Nikolic

Arnold D. "Arnie" Risen

Leonard R. "Lenny" Wilkens (coach)

1999

Wayne R. Embry

Kevin E. McHale

Billie J. Moore

John R. Thompson

Fred Zollner

2000

Daniel "Danny" Biasone

Robert A. McAdoo

Charles Martin Newton

Pat Head Summitt

Isiah L. Thomas

Morgan B. Wootten

2001

John Chaney

Michael "Mike" Krzyzewski

Moses E. Malone

2002

Harlem Globetrotters

Larry Brown

Earvin "Magic" Johnson

Robert "Lute" Olson

Drazen Petrovic

Sandra Kay Yow

2003

Leon Barmore

Francis D. "Chic" Hearn

Meadowlark Lemon

Earl F. Lloyd

Dino Meneghin

Robert L. Parish

James A. Worthy

2004

Jerry Colangelo

Drazen Dalipagic

Clyde Drexler

Bill Sharman (coach)

Maurice Stokes

Lynette Woodard

2005

Jim Boeheim

Hubert "Hubie" Brown

Jim Calhoun

Sue Gunter

Hortenciade Fatima Marcari

2006

Geno Auriemma

Charles Barkley

Joe Dumars

Alessandro "Sandro" Gamba

Dave Gavitt

Jacques Dominique Wilkins

2007

Van Chancellor

Pedro Ferrandiz

Phil Jackson

Mirko Novosel

Marvin Rudolph

Texas Western

Roy Williams

2008

Adrian Dantley

William Davidson

Patrick Ewing

Hakeem Olajuwon

Pat Riley

Cathy Rush

Dick Vitale

2009

Michael Jordan

David Robinson

Jerry Sloan

John Stockton

C. Vivian Stringer

2010

1960 United States Olympic Team

1992 United States Olympic Team

Jerry Buss

Cynthia Cooper-Dyke

Robert "Bob" Hurley Sr.

Dennis Johnson

Gus Johnson

Karl Malone

Maciel "Ubiratan" Periera

Scottie Pippen